This is a genuine manifesto from UWE student elections. Amazing.
I am a human being. I have needs, wants and interests similar to those of most other human beings. I am genuinely just like you, unless you live in a mansion with a swimming pool. Then I’m nothing like you. I want to live a fulfilled existence of social interaction with the growth of knowledge through discussion. I like a breadth of music, not all. Everyone else seems to like all music, I don’t believe them. I have an observational interest in politics but since the ConDem government it’s become clear that the public voice must be proactive and so I live up to this. I can do this, that and the other yet most of these things I can do everyone usually seems to laud as some exceptional set of skills that lend themselves to the role so I may as well just say “ditto to the person above”.